So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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