Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
50% drunk capacity currently
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
