Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I love you. Go after that dick
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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