I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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