you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
