do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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