He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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