yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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