I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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