just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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