HIV tests are more positive than that guy
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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