Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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