so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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