my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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