Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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