your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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