im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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