Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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