We're like a lot better than the average bears
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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