what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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