The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
