i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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