One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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