idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
