i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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