North Korea, Best Korea!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The power of my boobs compel you
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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