I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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