so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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