Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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