is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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