she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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