Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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