I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
