we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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