Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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