I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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