wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize