I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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