I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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