This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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