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(713): View more from Texas

we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(208): View more from Idaho

Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.

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(407): View more from Florida

Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

(1-407): View more from Florida

Mom wtf!?

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(530): View more from California

she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.

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(386): View more from Florida

i think my cat just said my name.

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(404): View more from Georgia

We still on for Manwhore Monday?

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