drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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