even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Randomize
