I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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