Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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