Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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