This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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