Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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