Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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