i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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