fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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