Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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