yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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