i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
