Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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