the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
