Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i think i just lost a toe
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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