Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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